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SHORT TERM
Just enough to outlast your panic attack.
LONG TERM
Still standing when everything else burns.
SALE ITEMS PAGE
Because survival is expensive enough.
NO. TEN CANS
Big cans for big problems.
GEAR
When beer fails, grab this.
RULE #1: EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
Nothing goes as planned. Your survival gear might be in the wrong box, your flashlight batteries might have vanished into another dimension, and yes—aliens might RSVP uninvited. Laugh. Adapt. Improvise.
RULE #2: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE OBVIOUS
Cans of beans, bottles of water, duct tape… the things that seem boring are the things that save your life. Even if it seems mundane, stock it, check it, and don’t argue with it.
RULE #3: SOMETIMES IT’S “BEER” WHEN YOU MEAN “GEAR”
- Sometimes we say “beer” when we mean “gear.”
- Sometimes we say “I’m fine” when we mean “I haven’t slept in three days and my toaster might be plotting against me.”
Other survival sites are boring. We’re serious about surviving—but laughing while doing it is mandatory. Aliens optional. Zombies probable. Freudian slips are inevitable.
Rule #3: Everything is funnier if you call it “beer.” Follow it. Honor it. Obey it. Survive it.
SURVIVAL FOOD QUESTIONS
HOW MUCH SHOULD YOU BUY?
Kids? Teens? Elders? Infants? That weird neighbor who keeps showing up? Stock for everyone. Babies need milk (not freeze-dried pizza—yet). Grandpa wants something soft. Teens will only eat snacks shaped like rebellion. Aliens might be hungry. Zombies definitely are. Plan accordingly.
WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF FREEZE-DRYING?
Because when the world ends, you don’t want to be stuck with soggy cereal or a can of mystery meat! Freeze-drying keeps your food light, nutrient-packed, and ready to rock even after a decade. It’s like sending your food to a spa day—getting rid of moisture and keeping all the good stuff intact.
- Fruits: Apples, strawberries, bananas… the taste of sunshine, even when the world’s gone dark.
- Vegetables: Carrots, peas, spinach—green energy for the long haul.
- Meats: Beef, chicken, even bacon—because why shouldn’t it taste like comfort?
- Dairy: Powdered milk for cereal, because we can’t all have a cow in our backpack.
HOW CAN I PREPARE FOR LONG-TERM STORAGE WITHOUT REFRIGERATION?
All of our buckets are made so you can purchase and store them. It’s that simple, nothing more.
WHAT PRODUCTS ARE EASILY REHYDRATABLE FOR EMERGENCY SITUATIONS?
Well, my friends, the answer is simple: all of us. Yes, that’s right—every item in your emergency bucket is ready to spring back to life like a superhero after a nap! Even if you find yourself lacking hot water or a boiling pot, fear not—just give those a soak!
ARE THEY EASY TO COOK?
So easy, even a tired, hungry caveman could do it. Just add water, stir, and boom—you’re eating like you’ve been camping in a 5-star resort. No fire, no fuss. If you don’t have fire, you can soak them like our part-time assistant did when he forgot his lunch box at home.
CAN DEHYDRATED PRODUCTS REALLY TASTE GOOD?
Surprisingly, yes. After years of freeze-drying and a little magic, you’ll get meals that taste like they’ve been cooked by a chef… well, if that chef was really, really into powdered ingredients and emergency rations.
WHERE DO I KEEP THE BUCKETS?
Running out of space? No problem. Label those shelves, stack them high, and get creative. Under the bed, in the closet, or even tucked away behind the stairs—just make sure you’re not storing cans of beans next to grandma’s vintage china. The more organized, the sweeter the apocalypse snack stash.
DO THEY MAKE BACKPACKING MEALS?
Oh, you bet. ReadyWise has meals that won’t just keep you alive—they’ll make you question if you’re really roughing it. We’re talking dehydrated lasagna, mac & cheese, and chili—because who says it has to taste like cardboard? Just add water, and voilà, you’re eating like you’re on a mountain top, not in the middle of nowhere.
Editor’s Note: I’m in a Mood, and Everything Is Changing
Fair warning: today’s content is being rewritten by someone who woke up cranky, turned on the news, and immediately regretted being literate. Between Armageddon vibes and the general sense that the world is being held together with duct tape and bad decisions, I have officially lost patience.
So yes—this site is changing. Everything.
Because trying to sound calm, measured, and “responsible” while the planet is speed‑running chaos feels insane.
We have had a hard time competing with the corporate cog anyway.
Corporate Websites Can Go to Hell
Look, we’ve tried. We really have. Tried to compete with the corporate cogs—the ones with perfect stock photos of people smiling while holding a flashlight, bullet-pointed like they’re writing a résumé for surviving the apocalypse. “Do this, do that, stock canned beans.” Boring. Generic. Soul‑crushing. Leaving us in the dust.
So you know what? Screw it. We’re not playing by their rules. We’re going full chaotic, full “the world is on fire and who cares.”
- No glossy stock photos of cheerful prepper families.
- No bland advice written by people who clearly have never smelled smoke in their lives.
- Just pure, unfiltered, slightly unhinged survival info for people who are done pretending the world isn’t already insane.
Corporate websites: you keep doing your “safe, professional, perfectly formatted” nonsense. We’ll be here, laughing at the chaos, surviving by whatever absurd method works, and maybe—just maybe—having more fun doing it.
PS: Don’t worry, ReadyWise—We still love you.
Corporate websites can go to hell, but the folks who actually keep us fed? You’re still the real MVP.
For people who love stiff, generic websites.
• Endless “click here” buttons that lead nowhere.
• Stock photos that mean absolutely nothing.
• Safe, polite language saying the same thing five times.
• Carefully written content designed to offend no one and interest no one.
• Buzzwords that make your brain cry.
Perfectly predictable. Completely boring. That is NOT us.
WE HAVE GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE
We take pride in being meticulous about your orders… but sometimes the universe has other plans. You might open your box and go, “Wait… is this ammo or beans?” That’s when you roll with it. And if you ordered early, lucky you—because Armageddon hasn’t arrived yet, and there’s still time for an exchange.
IF THE ALIENS ARRIVE?
What would you do if the grocery store shelves were empty, your neighbors were suddenly acting like they just woken up from a decade-long nap, and every sound in the street made you question reality?
Do you:
Grab your tinfoil hat and craft a “Welcome to Earth” banner in hopes they’ll appreciate your gesture?
Barricade yourself inside with a lifetime supply of survival food and gear? (Remember Rule #3: sometimes you say beer when you mean gear.)
Whatever happens, remember: Rule #3 stands. Aliens, zombies, or any other unexpected visitors won’t wait. Be prepared. Laugh at your mistakes. And always keep chocolate handy—because even extraterrestrials respect snacks. 🍫🛠️👽
ALIEN INVASION PREPAREDNESS QUIZ
Q: You spotted a flying saucer hovering over your home. What’s your first move?
A) Run screaming
B) Attempt communication
C) Grab our Deluxe Alien Negotiation Kit™ (includes universal translator, probe-resistant underwear, and a “Take Me To Your Leader” t-shirt in sizes S-XXXL)
D) Check if your Survival Food and Gear Premium Membership includes abduction insurance.
The correct answer is C, obviously! Remember, folks, in the event of alien contact, proper attire is everything! 👕👽
Survival Food Supply Basics
When it comes to emergency preparedness, having a reliable supply is non-negotiable. Dehydrated storage has become a cornerstone of planning, offering a practical solution for long-term sustenance. Unlike fresh produce or canned goods, they are lightweight, compact, and can last for years without spoiling. This makes them an ideal choice for individuals seeking to establish a sustainable emergency supply.
Emergency Preparedness Foods
When selecting dehydrated foods for your emergency supply, it’s essential to consider both variety and nutritional value. A well-rounded stash should include a mix of proteins, carbohydrates, and fats to ensure balanced meals during a crisis. Items like dehydrated beans, rice, and pasta serve as excellent staples, while freeze-dried meats and vegetables can be an essential part of emergency preparedness.
Freeze-dried Buckets
Add essential nutrients and variety to your meals. Freeze-dried fruits, such as strawberries, apples, and bananas, can also provide a quick source of energy and a touch of sweetness during stressful times. Also, consider including powdered milk or eggs, which can be rehydrated to create versatile ingredients for cooking.
Long Term up to 25 Year Shelf Life
Most of our products have a 25-year shelf life. The expiration is a long way away, so you can buy your freeze-dried foods, store them and forget them. Be sure to check each item, as some have a 15-year shelf life.
Water Filter
Humans can only live a few days without water before dehydration becomes a significant risk, as our bodies are composed of more than 60% water. While food provides essential energy and nutrients, water is the most immediate necessity. Here is our water filter to check out. And our 50-gallon water storage tank and our water filter system for radiation.
CHECK OUT OUR PREPPER NEWS FOR WORLD EVENTS
If you appreciate our journalism and truth-telling, please consider purchasing products to support our efforts. We have to pay the Aliens and Zombies who run our website. Although we enjoy discussing survival food and preparedness, we also appreciate writing about zombies and aliens to keep things light.
READ THE FULL ARTICLE ON OUR DEHYDRATED EGGS
Readywise powdered eggs are designed to meet the demands of various lifestyles, from avid campers and outdoor enthusiasts to those focused on emergency preparedness. Their lightweight and compact nature makes them easy to transport, while their long shelf life ensures they remain a dependable food source for years to come. This article answers all of your questions.
Readywise powdered eggs are crafted with convenience in mind, requiring minimal preparation time and effort. Their ability to seamlessly integrate into a wide range of recipes—from hearty breakfasts to decadent desserts—makes them a versatile pantry staple for any home.
PREPARATION BESIDES YOUR SURVIVAL FOOD BUCKETS
Read some of the essential information to help you choose your products.
WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY LIKE TO EAT?
There’s no need to live on only rice and beans for a month. In addition, you don’t want to stock up on three months’ worth of food that your family won’t touch with a six-foot pole just because it was cheap. Moreover, it may keep you alive in a pinch, but you want to enjoy it. So, take the likes and dislikes into consideration as you plan.
DO IT YOURSELF SURVIVAL FOOD
Similarly, home canning is another less expensive way to build up supplies. Canning is becoming a lost art, so you’re not alone if you must learn how to do it. Canning in glass jars requires a little learning and effort, but can allow you to preserve for years. Adequately canned goods keep best in cool, dark places between 50 and 70°F (10 – 21 *°C) and are safe to eat for years after canning.
For dry bulk goods, wheat, beans, rice, sugar, and other dry goods can be vacuum sealed and stored in five-gallon buckets with O2 absorbers to last for years.
VACUUM SEAL STORAGE
Comparatively, A vacuum sealer is a good investment for anyone serious about their emergency food. Sealing in smaller quantities preserves them longer and allows you to use them a little at a time, rather than using a large container quickly once it’s opened.
STORE DIFFERENT THINGS
Some things to include in your survival food preparation:
- Mac’ n cheese is best preserved dried by separating the noodles and cheese and then vacuum sealing them with O2 absorbers. If you’re worried about cooking macaroni and cheese, it can be canned, but it won’t have the same texture as freshly made. Undercooking the noodles before canning will help them be less mushy.
- Honey – Made with natural preservatives, honey will stay indefinitely if water never gets near it. Store in very clean, dehydrated glass jars. If it crystallizes, you can return it to its liquid state with some heat.
- Coconut oil – It can be stored for a long time and provides added fat for comforting recipes when butter isn’t available.
- Spices – You’ll be delighted to have some extra spices to spice things up.
- Alcohol – It is a comforting item, but it serves many purposes in a disaster scenario and keeps well. High alcohol content (over 20%) will keep the longest, and over 40% can serve as a disinfectant if needed.
- Tea – It keeps well without special accommodations. Store it in small quantities with an O2 absorber to keep it fresh.
- Coffee – Coffee will be an essential part of the preparations for those who need their cuppa to keep their chin up. Roasted coffee keeps vacuum-sealed in Mylar bags for up to two years. If you rotate it through your supplies, you will have good coffee for some time. For preparation beyond that, you can store green coffee beans in Mylar bags with O2 absorbers, then roast and grind them as needed.
- Wheat berries are in #10 cans, as they retain their nutrition and can be turned into various forms for consumption.
- Salt – It is used for seasoning and as a preservative and essential nutrient in our diets. Ready-to-eat canned goods are crucial in emergencies when cooking may not be an option.
- Protein bars – They are convenient protein sources if fresh meat spoils due to a power outage.
- Dry cereal or granola – They are a versatile and long-lasting option consumed with or without cooking.
- Peanut butter – This is an excellent source of protein and has a shelf life of 3-4 months.
- Dried fruit provides nutrients such as potassium and can last longer than fresh fruit. Canned juices are good for replenishing electrolytes and maintaining sugar levels. -See our Survival Food Buckets.
- Non-perishable milk – Options like canned or powdered milk are essential sources of vitamin D that won’t spoil in case of a power failure. This comes in survival food buckets.
BE PREPARED, NOT SCARED.
Please take the necessary steps to create the best kit you can, paying off with peace of mind. Knowing that you can care for those you love and reach out to those around you in their time of need will put you in a category reserved for just a few; you’ll rest easy at night, knowing your family is providing for whatever tomorrow holds.
OTHER PREPAREDNESS
Plus, be sure to check our prepper news for more detailed lists. Then head over to our survival food pages and see other products you may need.
TWO-WAY RADIOS
Two-way radios can be easily utilized. While these devices may have some limitations, such as a restricted range, they are often the most dependable means of communication during major disasters, especially during widespread power outages.
We have some. You can also monitor police, fire and EMT channels if your town lacks encryption. You CANNOT communicate with them or use them on all channels unless it is an all-out emergency. Keep them in your Faraday bag while storing them.
EMERGENCY COMMUNICATIONS – CONTACT LISTS
In the event of a prolonged disaster, where communication channels are disrupted, it is advisable to have a backup plan. While home phones may still function during power outages, they are vulnerable to damage and downed lines. Consider investing in a battery-powered or hand-crank weather radio that can provide updates and emergency alerts.
What contacts should be included?
Phone numbers for family members and neighbors
Contact information for work, school, childcare, and doctors.
Addresses of designated meeting places
Police, Fire and Emergency numbers
You could consider getting satellite phones. They will never go off when the cell towers go down or the electricity goes off.
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY NUMBERS
In the event of a catastrophe, loved ones may be unable to communicate. It is crucial to have an In Case of Emergency (ICE) contact programmed into each person’s phone. First responders are trained to search for this number.
Note: The ICE number must be easily accessible even when the phone is locked. To ensure this, you must get an app for the phone.
READY.GOV LINK FOR EMERGENCY INFO
Be sure to read up on our other survival food lists and ideas.
